Big Eared Pussy

A former NHL hockey player, who made his living ripping tape to tape passes to Sidney Crosby. Member of the 1997 South Shore Kings. Known for his satellite dish ears.

“Make a putt, you big eared pussy!”

by jp1123 March 7, 2021

Frying Your Ears

Listening to the Christian-rock band Skillet

Don't go frying your ears all night

by remyrocky October 3, 2010

Highland Ear rub

The sexual fetish act of rubbing your partners earlobe.

My girl loves the Highland ear rub.

by ModernDon March 29, 2010

My left ear hurts

This is a joke within the MCYT community about dreamnotfound. It originated from a tumblr post where a user stated that their left ear hurt whenever something to do with dreamnotfound happened. The fans now use this commonly as an inside joke among the fandom

My left ear hurts after that jackbox stream today

by Megladon_Donuts March 6, 2021

Bony-eared ass fish

The bony-eared ass fish is a bathypelagic species of cusk-eel found in tropical and sub-tropical oceans at depths from 1,171 to 4,415 metres. It has been found as far north as Queen Charlotte Sound off British Columbia's coast. This species grows to a length of 37.5 centimetres. This fish has the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of all vertebrates.

The name of this fish and its physical attributes makes this a wonderful insult to hurl at an op as you stomp or manhandle him while delivering a pumpkin-head beat down.

The bony-eared ass fish is the actual name of a fish. I heard this name spoken and thought it would make a great Urban Dictionary entry and wonderful insult while delivering a pumpkin-head beat dow.

GET YOUR BONY-EARED ASS FISH ASS OUTTA HERE BEFORE I PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 31, 2023

Alabama ear infection

the act of masterbaiting and explooging in ones ear and pissing in the other. While there asleep. Causing ear infection

" haha stupid bitch, I Alabama ear infectioned you! That's what u get for not pleasuring me!"

by Oliver clothsoff May 28, 2009

something behind her ears

In Russia they say she puts something behind her ears to attract men - her knees!

Ludmilla puts something behind her ears to attract men.

by I, Wreckerrr April 4, 2021