Donkey Pummel

When having sex, and you Donkey Punch when inserting into the ass and she is still conscious, come back with a left, right jab to ensure she is knocked out.

Last night I went to Donkey Punch this chick and she wouldn't go down so I had to Donkey Pummel her.

by BusterHymen May 31, 2013

Swab-Donkey

A Swab-donkey is a term often used to describe a rectal papsmear. Often used with Prostate check-ups.

Timmy :- Hey man, I'm going for a swab-donkey today!!
Tybalt :- Uhmmm WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

by Swab-donkey boy March 25, 2009

Flogging the Donkey

Winning at Poker. Specifically, placing in the money in poker tournaments where the competitors are collectively called "donkeys".

Girl: So what do you do?
Dude: Oh, I'm usually flogging the donkey every night...I'm netting about 120k.

by SupaSmallBalls III August 19, 2011

donkey crook

best person ever,youre shmoop,kinda person youd give an egg to or get spam single from,an angel or perfect being,beautiful cool chick

my donkey crook keeps pinchin me and took my wallet

by mr potato shmoop October 11, 2009

Donkey Kong

An Ape with a Extremely large penis, or an Fictional character getting forced to blow someone off

"She looks so hot in game! I'd so give her the Donkey Kong"

by A Honest researcher January 23, 2018

Discord Donkey

When your friend sends pictures of his ass on Discord and you react to it with a pink heart

YO, Danniel really did a Discord Donkey last night

by Undertaleisforgigas March 20, 2023

chowder donkey

Is a short pudgy troll looking person. Has a body that resembles a pubescent boy. Lives off a steady diet of processed garbage, and will steal co -.workers parking spots just because to goddamn lazy to walk. Quoted as saying ill do as little as possible just enough to keep my job.

That chowder donkey stole my damn parking spot again at work.

by luigi gnome October 30, 2013