upholstery demon

When someone passes gas on your couch that's so foul when the person leaves the smell stays in the upholstery

Dude, why the hell does your apartment smell so bad?

Because Larry came over last night and left an upholstery demon...

by Upholstery Demon March 25, 2019

Demon Twink

Throws drinks at DJ equipment and gets their ass eaten in the VIP on a boat

Omg, did you hear about the Demon Twink that was on the Britney Boat party last night?

by GiantJay August 1, 2021

There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world

The name of the anime I would write.

There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world! Now streaming on Crunchyroll! This is not a real anime... Yet. But it is a real thing I actually did. AND! There's no dialogue in this one. It's just this. Crazy right? Usually there's dialogue or, like, a skit or something but nope... Just this thing I'm saying..."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025

Demon

Your only friend, what you see at night, and this horrible definition

“I talked to my demon this morning.”

by Hmmm... Cotton Candy? April 9, 2021

Demon

an evil spirit or devil, especially one thought to possess a person or act as a tormentor in hell.

“Yeah Saine is just a demon”

by Gods word November 30, 2022

Demon Like Judge Of Fire

Modifier name of constellation uriel.

The best waifu of the series omniscient reader's viewpoint

Demon like judge of fire is looking at you

by Father of rich night May 31, 2022

Demonic bowel

Having laxatives while wiping with itching powdered toilet paper or poison ivy.

Marc: jeez I just had a demonic bowel last night.
Marie: what’s that?
Marc: when stupidity gets the best of you.

by foolish--1 May 16, 2018