12 december

Officially Suck a girl boobs day

12 december it is officially suck a girls boob day!!!

by Santasnaugtylist December 11, 2021

december 10th

Your whole identity is linked with this date. It is close enough to Christmas that most people will only get you one present, but far enough away that they'll feel bad about it. That's your life in a cheery chestnut nutshell. You feel constantly awkward, just like this date, because it is mid December, and yet somehow still considered Fall.

Man, my coworker is totally a december 10th. They got invited to a party and just hummed to themselves the entire time, stammered something, and left halfway through. Weird.

by MTFBWY October 18, 2019

December 15th

The day where The best people are born and if your names Alyssa you should be slapped on this day everyone hates her

Alyssa it’s December 15th Ima slap you

by Ifuckedyomom69420 December 4, 2019

december 22

national slap a boy in the face day

girl: watch out imma slap you
boy:but why?
girl: because december 22 is national slap a boy in the face day duhh

by peanutbuttercookies almost2020 December 21, 2019

Decision December

The point in December when you decide whether or not you're keeping your facial hair from No Shave November.

Jeff hadn't shaved for all of November and had grown a nice beard, so he spent some time in Decision december and decided whether or not he'd keep is new facial companion

by UAGDWOOF November 23, 2010

December 14

National suck your boyfriends dick day. Go give him some good head... even if it’s your first time, you got this girl

Her: hey do u know what day it is
Him: um December 14?
Her: yea it’s national suck dick day!
Him: you thinking what I’m thinking?
Her: ofc

by Big bitties 123 December 11, 2019

Stealing December

A kick ass band out of Newark, Delaware who needs to have more all ages shows because their fans under 21 can't see them as often as they would like.

Guy 1: "I'm bored. Let's go to that Stealing December show tonight!"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude, lets go!"

by Girl in the green scarf. March 3, 2009