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Post Merge Depression

The mental state of individuals who mined ethereum, spent endless amount of time, energy and capital go to waste because a dumb decision by Vitalik Buterin.
Person A: Why do you have the look of despair ?
Person B: Ethereum mining ended
Person A: oh you have post merge depression
Person B: yea, thats what we get in return for securing the network
by Dop3matt3r_ September 26, 2022
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post-ending depression

A state of melancholy following the ending of an engaging story.

The great show you watched came to a finale, you finished a thrilling game or read the last chapter of a well-written book and now you feel sad, empty, you're processing what happened - that's post-ending depression.
Johnny: What's up, you look kinda sad.
Jackie: Oh, it's nothing. Just post-ending depression.

Johnny: What'd that be?
Jackie: I finished playing Cyberpunk 2077 and the ending hit me hard. I didn't expect █████ to die and when the credits theme started pla-
Johnny: You fucking dickwipe! Why'd you spoil it for me like that huh?
Jackie: What? I didn't think you wanted to play the game, you said it sucked!
Johnny: Your mom sucks! My dick! Every Tuesday!
Jackie: That's it! I'm gonna shut that dirty mouth of yours up!
*both start to kiss violently*
by Johnny Silverdick August 17, 2022
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Chris wood depression

the really sad feeling, that usually happens around 1am, when you realise you are never going to be able to marry Chris wood because he'll never know you
Chris just posted a insta pic dam now I have chris wood depression :(
by lorelaixfaith on tiktok January 6, 2021
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Depressed Cowboy Syndrome

A hardcore republican with zero self-awareness. Usually has a chronic fear of girls from the goth community.
"Man that dudes corny as fuck he def got Depressed Cowboy Syndrome"
by $$Definition June 20, 2023
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post pussy depression

A state of depression which can be triggered by reminders of a sexual occurrence that once feels deep regret for. A morally injurious act. Treatment involves avoiding reminders of the act, such as perfumes, locations, or sleeping with her sister.

Generally not compensable if in fact the event took place in a work setting.
Son, you have post pussy depression. I told you, you're thinking with the wrong head.
by straightupdrunk August 1, 2022
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High school depression

When a student gets extremely sad about grades, popularity or failing school.

Happens to a lot of high school students.
A Dude/Gal: God I’m so sad about my grades, they’re dropping like crazy.
B Dude/Gal: Sounds Like High School depression it’s when you are extremely sad about something about high school.
A Dude/Gal: oh fuck.
by GBonbon798 August 5, 2020
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Bi-partisan depression

Realizing that both majority parties in the United States are equally corrupt and probably don't have individual needs in their immediate interest, causing a lengthy depressive state, much like post-partum depression.
After watching several news broadcasts, I was clinically diagnosed with a severe case of bi-partisan depression.
by guava c January 25, 2018
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