Shallow Cleaning

You get cleaned by Italians with cloths and rags. Normally around the stomach.

Jimmy is going shallow cleaning today.

by ravenghost August 11, 2019

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Cannon Cleanse

can·non cleanse
/ˈkanən/ /klenz/

The act by which a water main leak destroys your entertainment room and any, if any, incriminating evidence is washed away.

Man, I might just have to Cannon cleanse this place before the wife gets home.

by The accommodator August 19, 2019

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Colon Cleansing Catastrophe

Colon

I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants

by Shiftylou August 21, 2019

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Clean Editz II

They made clean versions on YouTube
Now I can let my kids listen to Mozzy!!!

Thanks to Clean Editz II I can play rap music in the house!!;

by sToP bEiNg A cRaCkHedd September 5, 2019

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This was invented by a Instagram, mom of two girls and she created this holiday cleaning for when the holidays come around you’re less likely to be frustrated and overwhelmed by all the cooking done in the kitchen she loves family and is dedicated to serving Others in the kitchen not only is she a hard-working mom and dedicated to freezing meals and preparing meals ahead of time to stay focused and less in the kitchen but also serving her family holiday cooking is important and the holidays and so is cleaning after. September is the month of tidying and is a special event, it begins before the holiday season and decorating. Then you begin by taking all of the items that you have in your shelves in the kitchen and cabinets. Do this before you take all the cans your pantry everything out of the fridges and you clean everything from top to bottom to re-organize and regroup to see everything that you need for the holidays not the other way around it’s best to have a fresh start know what you have in your pantry so when the holidays come around you’re ready to go and you won’t have to worry about cleaning again until spring.

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I’m so happy I completed my holiday cleaning.

I feel like I completely change my life, it feels like a future gift to my future self.

by Brokenheartedval89 September 8, 2019

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clean your sleeve

This is when you stick your fingers in your own asshole and pull out your pink sock so you can clean your sleeve. Usually performed after anal sex to remove the cum from your ass.

See Delaquwon, you let all them dudes cum in your shoot, now you need to clean your sleeve

Damn son you smell like shit & cum, think you need to clean your sleeve

by BBeef Fart January 8, 2018

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