crap and slap

While a dude shits and he beats off at the same time.

Did Dennis go to the bathroom to crap and slap? Gross.

by AnnabelS February 11, 2015

Crap Snook

Insult to use towards a person you think is pathetic and/or a loser

Hey crap snook, give me 5 bucks

by Megster3000X February 6, 2025

Crap Nap

The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.

Dude that poop took you a half hour

Yeah, I caught a crap nap

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023

Old-crap

An old person who talks crap about tech and the Internet.

Hey old-crap go drink your gin and take you tablets.

by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017

crap rat

someone who eats crap

i am a crap rat...i like it with sweetcorn

by moshababe August 1, 2006

Dank Crap

a dank crap

Yo kevin that was a dank crap you did

by bruh meme inator April 23, 2021

Bull crap

Religion

Religion is bull crap

by Osjdjv January 25, 2021