bloody meatballs

After you have primal ball-slapping sex with your girlfriend, your balls start to look like a bloody bruised sack, resembling a pair of bloody meatballs.

After last night, I had a pair of bloody meatballs.

by MLGBetiJi January 6, 2017

Bloody beaurocrat

Someone who witnesses a crime, then calls the police before starting a confrontation to prevent anyone being harmed - After or during the conflict, the police will take the suspect into custody with injuries sustained by the one who called. The "bloody beaurocrat" will proceed to write the paperwork for the arrest and make a report.

Saw some bloke smack his bird and a couple of bloody beaurocrats hogged him onto a vehicle and busted him up. They even waited for the cops and sent him packing with rotten kidneys and filed the whole thing... Won't be seeing that guy for a while.

by Mitchell Bloody Coles January 12, 2024

Bloody Rachel

When your fucking a girl and end up getting blood on them from an open wound and continue to fuck while bleeding on them

Hey bro last night I had bloody Rachel sex with the grip from the bar and she did not care

by GrizzlyFrost March 23, 2020

bloody cupcake

1) When you are raw dogging a chick and she has her period when you orgasm.

2) A vagina covered in period juice and jizz.

Guy 1: How was your night with Alice?
Guy 2: Turned her muffin into a bloody cupcake.
Guy 1: Oh that's nasty...

Guy: Want to have sex?
Gal: ... Uh, Aunt Flo is visiting right now...
Guy: So?
Gal: Really?
Guy: Yeah, let's make a bloody cupcake!

by Disposable Undies October 1, 2020

Bloody Buttholes

A game based off of bloody knuckles. Only in this case you and your partner take turns shoving your penis, or strap on penis in eachothers buttholes until someone bleeds. That person is the loser. You cannot use any lubricants either. Game can be played by any and all genders. Have fun!!

Anthony and James were bored at work, so they decided to play a game of bloody buttholes.

by SkadooshMF July 5, 2024

Bloody Mary

A lady running to the bathroom (in the middle of the night) with blood all over her hands after masturbating on her period.

No, Ziah, I don’t feel like doing a Bloody Mary tonight.

by '&(?>" June 18, 2018

Bloody Mary

When your eating pussy or fucking her in the pussy and she gets her period in the middle of sex

Bro, I was fucking Sarah and then she gave my dick a Bloody Mary

by Tacoman429YT September 27, 2018