bean smacked

When a tiny dick hits your ass

Backy: yoooo I just got bean smacked
Janitor: wack bro

by Diddlydarnitydoo March 6, 2019

Bean king

Someone in possession of a large amount of prescription pills.

Bro #1: "Hey man, I heard you had surgery. How did it go?"
Bro #2: "It was pretty painful, but they gave me a bunch of pain meds, so I feel great."
Bro #1: "Dude that is awesome! Now you are the bean king!"

by Pham PHISH December 17, 2014

Brew the Bean

1. To make coffee.

2. Vigorous masturbation of the female clitoris.

I love Starbucks. They really can brew the bean.

I was just about to brew the bean when my roommate walked in on me.

I did nothing but brew the bean this weekend and now my pussy is tender to the touch.

by Dick Onchin February 7, 2021

Smol bean

Someone who is extremely cute and fragile

Louis Tomlinson is a smol bean! I love him so much!

by Luchi Styles June 19, 2019

stirrin the beans

Verb. The act of one sexually slapping the testes portion of the male genitalia

"What'd you and Rick do last night?" "Oh we stayed In, were just stirrin the beans"

by Beanstirrer April 22, 2017

Rational beans

A synonym mainly used in response to a rational argument. Used only by Ameera.

Person 1: 3/4 = x/4 solves to x = 3
Person 2: Rational beans, man. Rational beans.

by rationalbean May 29, 2020

bean cream

fireball mixed with sprite cranberry. guaranteed to get you fucked up lol

ayyy mix that bean cream bro

by urgr0unded October 15, 2019