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Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick

One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.
Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."
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bite me

a more “polite” way of saying ‘fuck off’ or ‘shut the hell up
person 1: you should really stick to what you’re good at, nothing.

person 2: bite me, bitch
by A. Brookster November 18, 2019
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Bird Room

Oh f@&$ yea... Updated bird room. Might be able to get a Cocaine Blowjob
by rainbow34 December 5, 2012
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big body tahoe

A big Chevrolet Tahoe driven by hood ass niggas/gang members (you must add hella base to your voice when you say big body those)
Aye press me again and me and hella niggas gonna pull up in this Big body tahoe
by Hoodnigga10 December 30, 2017
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4 big guys

be careful they might bust on your eyes and eat you like apple pie
person 1: LOOK ITS THE 4 BIG GUYS
persin 2: THEY ARE GOING TO BUST ON MY EYES
by thejamesywaamesy December 14, 2021
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Binger

Gubmint Attorney who facepalms after a witness confesses to crimes and clears the defendant
Man, what a Binger! #KyleDidNothingWrong
by Wanna Cookie November 9, 2021
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BitchaRita

A strong serving of Booze, bitch, and Extra sour baditude with a salty rim that makes your face pucker in disappointment and or disgust.
1. I can’t believe that your GF served up such a strong batch of her BitchaRita last weekend. What a Self absorbed Hoe.

2. Some one please cut him off, he has had enough BitchaRitas tonight.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019
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