by Fatboiiiiiiiiiii October 07, 2019
The biggest, schlongiest guy on the market. If you see one, they run a hefty price, and you'd better snatch him up. Never disrespect Austin, because his comebacks will make you cry yourself to sleep. His schlong is normally 15 inches, but some can have up to 34 inches. This can be quite a chore, but Austins can handle it.
"Oh my god, is that an Austin? I'd better go get him fast!"
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
by Jackass_Jayden July 05, 2020
by Lil tyba May 01, 2019
by The realest of the real February 15, 2020
Is a hot Scottish man who will swoop in right during the time of your life when you need him the most. You will ask yourself “where has this man been my entire life?” And “what did I do to deserve him?”. He is so caring, even to people he barely knows, he would literally give the shirt off his back to help others. He knows exactly how to cheer you up, how to give advice, and is an amazing listener. Once you meet an Austin you will feel so safe and comfortable, like you can let your guard down finally. Austin is by far the best thing that will ever happen to you so better try hard to keep him.
by Bee31 May 10, 2022
Austin is a amazing person. He is the best person you will ever meet and will never be bored when your around him. He’s perfect in every way and there is no flaws about him. He is so sweet and has the best heart. And I love him so much. Nothing in life is better then spending time with him. He can light up a whole room with his smile. He makes me happy every time I look at him. Nothing compares to him. He is absolutely amazing and perfect in every way
by n c s t a t e September 29, 2019