To be attacked by a giant panda suddenly and randomly by a giant panda (or other large creature), to have something randomly bad occur unexpectedly. From the webcomic PVP
by David Lev April 22, 2006
Get the giant panda attackmug. When a person falls to the floor and slips into an un-controllable, OTT, attention seeking fit to gain sympathy. A panic attack will normally happen over something very small and the intention is to blow it out of all proportion.
Symptoms include eyes-widening, writhing, breaking surrounding objects, hyper ventilating and screaming.
Symptoms include eyes-widening, writhing, breaking surrounding objects, hyper ventilating and screaming.
"Oh my god she's having a panic attack!"
"Help me! I thought they were going to hurt me! They were going to throw me in a pool"
"Oh thats a shame. I thought it was something exciting."
"Help me! I thought they were going to hurt me! They were going to throw me in a pool"
"Oh thats a shame. I thought it was something exciting."
by A Rubber Ninja September 25, 2011
Get the Panic Attackmug. An intense and often short-lived sensation of dread and fear of an adverse outcome, often immediately following an occurrence that disrupts a pattern
"Dude, that last step on those stairs gave me a mini heart attack"
"While I was sorting my photos, I had a mini heart attack when I deleted a good shot"
"While I was sorting my photos, I had a mini heart attack when I deleted a good shot"
by Au_dragon December 18, 2017
Get the Mini Heart Attackmug. While having anal Intercourse with a woman a man pulls his penis out to discover it covered in shit. While the man goes to rinse off his penis the girl makes her way to the restroom to take a shit. While she is sitting on the toilet the man surprises her by putting his unwashed shit covered log in her mouth and forces her to suck it until he finally ends the evening by ejaculating into her mouth.
by Cheesepacker69 January 20, 2020
Get the Ass Attack Snackmug. 1: To punch a hoe (or multiple hoes, it's up to you)
2: To attack the ground with a garden hoe, or throw your hoe on the ground (it works both ways)
3: Use said garden hoe, to hoe your hoe's face
Pimps usually use this method.
2: To attack the ground with a garden hoe, or throw your hoe on the ground (it works both ways)
3: Use said garden hoe, to hoe your hoe's face
Pimps usually use this method.
1: "Bitch, give my my money or you're gonna get the Hoe Punch Attack!"
2: "I'm gonna go hoe punch attack the garden"
3: "I'm gonna Hoe Puncher Attack you!"
"What's that mean?!"
"I'm gonna hit your face, with my hoe."
2: "I'm gonna go hoe punch attack the garden"
3: "I'm gonna Hoe Puncher Attack you!"
"What's that mean?!"
"I'm gonna hit your face, with my hoe."
by Fayslaphanie Kryujistephlici February 4, 2010
Get the Hoe Puncher Attackmug. The act of taking unwrapped sticks of butter (as well as any other soft, pliable, and/or relatively unharmful foodstuffs) and pelting them out of a fast-moving vehicle at pedestrians and other cars.
A typical snack attack is launched without provocation at an unsuspecting victim, better to maximize the bewilderance of the subject and escape without capture.
A typical snack attack is launched without provocation at an unsuspecting victim, better to maximize the bewilderance of the subject and escape without capture.
I got snack attacked on the way back from work and now my satin pimp suit got butter all over it.
Those motherfuckers snack attacked Jim last night, he got two big macs upside the head.
Those motherfuckers snack attacked Jim last night, he got two big macs upside the head.
by TomNCF May 11, 2008
Get the snack attackmug. Shut Up You Wack Attack
by DeVonTheDucer July 31, 2003
Get the whack attackmug.