grand richard

Slang

Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."

Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.

It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.

Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'

The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.

Example 1:
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*

Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."

*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*

"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."

Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*

by Fractious1 December 29, 2017

Richard Head Syndrome

The Richard Head syndrome is a disease in which you cannot get over something. Specifically liberal19 aka covid and your enjoyment to vote for change. With the disease you need to repeat yourself for months or years. Might even turn into decades. You can’t help yourself from continuously posting on social media, blowing up friends and family phones, shouting in public, etc.

I think our friend Rick is crazy. He is posting his emotions about Covid and voting on yupbook again. No he just has Richard Head syndrome

by Carlson99 May 28, 2025

Richard

Probably the most handsome boyfriend to ever fall in love with yet underneath it all is the most fake lover you would ever have. Uses his good looks to smug the finest chicks and then neglects them

Richard will first meet his Princess and then let her go.

by Happy Christian July 21, 2021

Richard Fayard

richard is a drummer, intelligent, lives in florida.

Adept in Norse mythology,

Relatives: Brandon Fayard, Chester Robert Fayard.
Likes games such as : No mans sky, Destiny 2, dying light, Valheim
currently living in district 35

Richard Fayard person trying to understand the universe but doesnt know that the universe is always watching, planning.
Richard:...
Kyle:...
Brandon:...
Louie:.......
Gage:........
Richard person trying to understand the universe but doesnt know that the universe is always watching, planning.

by Jotnar the god June 16, 2021

richard esteb

richard esteb is is the holy one. The resurection of christ. so sexy but bad at the same time. This combonation will make all the women wet

look at that richard esteb. He makes me want to make 4 massing modles

by ashton ortega May 10, 2018

scotch richard

Alternative for whiskey dick. When you drink so much liquor you can’t get your penis to work for you.

“Did you hear about what happened to Dan after Jenny’s party the other night? He and Carrie were trying to f*ck and the poor man had a major case of Scotch Richard.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”

by KCCalloway December 29, 2018

A Richard

Likes to go for a bulleyes, doesn't like hitting the outer ring! He's a naughty naughty boi

Example of "A Richard"
Group - Richard how many stars did you get?
Richard - 4, I'm sorry I like to hit the bulleyes and no rim boi!

by Celebking November 24, 2021