Wankers pouch

An optional large rectangular side pouch usually worn on the duty belt of a police officer. If you wear this pouch you are a wanker.

Oh my god john is wearing the wankers pouch he must be a wanker

by thenameisname June 19, 2020

Wankercheif

A reusable cum tissue

“Hey bro thats a cool wankercheif”
“Thanks my girlfriend ate my last one”

by Clown_sucker_69420 June 19, 2020

Wanker

Wanker means.. your ex

My ex is a wanker

by Yesandnobutmabye June 28, 2020

Wanker

A person who has good intentions

Oh look a wanker

by Nontaken July 18, 2020

Wanker biscuit

Wanker biscuit is when a wanker fucks than shoved it up their dick hole and comes out the mouth

Hey Adam I wanker biscuit last night when I thigh fog your moms unicorn hair

by Wanker biscuit August 2, 2020

Wanker

Someone who is very annoying,

person 1: Did you see that wanker over there?
person 2: yeah i heard he was really annoying

by NewcastleLad55 August 6, 2020

winderful

Describes a very enjoyable outing, event, set of circumstances, etc., which involves strong breezes and/or a lot of farting (think: the famously-uproarious mid-20th-century wind-breaking contest between whizzpopping-champions Lord Windesmere and Paul Boomer).

A social event which involves a lot of farting will usually be a lot more "winderful" if there are indeed strong fresh-air-delivering breezes present, also, since few people enjoy actually smelling a fart, even if they do get uproarious guffaws at letting them off and/or hearing other make them.

by QuacksO September 6, 2020