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the wind tunnel guy

The person whose mic is so loud over a discord voice call, that when they unmute, all you hear is their fan.
Yo who keeps <unmuting> the wind tunnel guy?
by nnnnyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 11, 2021
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Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
by Blaceph January 23, 2021
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BIG WINDEX

A FUCKING LEGEND IN 2K21 ALSO MY MYCARRER CHRARCTER A FUCKING FAT ASS
DID u se big windex at game wast noihgt
by BIG WIDEX| February 9, 2021
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Side Winder Special

Typically used to describe the action in which a man tries to reenter his significant other during intercourse with a considerable amount of force and missing resulting in either a broken penis and or a wounded sense of pride
Me and my girlfriend were going at it last night and I accidentally ended up pulling a Side Winder Special instead. Now I can’t walk right and can’t look her in the eye
by Clumpph March 17, 2021
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Dookie Wind

The forceful poont right before a dookie
“I need to get to the bathroom before I let out anymore dookie wind”.
by Red shrimp May 1, 2021
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Whispering Wind

When you deem someone the scum of the internet. So you go undercover, befriend that person in real life, and one night while the troll is sleeping, you slowly crouch over their face, spread your ass cheeks, and quietly fart into the eyes of the beast. Causing an infection, permanent blindness, and the eventual removal of their eyeballs. Effectively ending the reign of terror on the internet.
Bro, I found GamerNerd246 the other day and gave him the whispering wind. He won't be bothering you anymore.
by Pregnasty May 2, 2021
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Garbage wind

The stinky wind that blows up into your face when you open a garbage chute in an apartment building.
Garbage dust flew into my eye when I was hit by the garbage wind from the chute.
by BayswaterGirl November 10, 2021
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