A vaginal infection that turns the pussy blue. Don't believe me just Google Blue Waffle and hit I'm feeling lucky.
"Dude search up Blue Waffle on Google and hit I'm feeling lucky"
"Hell no dude! Do you think I'm stupid or something"
"Hell no dude! Do you think I'm stupid or something"
by Petezahut9008 March 23, 2017
Get the Blue wafflemug. twat waffle occurs when a girl with a shaven puss wears tight chain mail undies. when taken off leaves a waffle like mark on the vag.
by uzirider79 February 23, 2009
Get the Twat Wafflemug. A tiny girl who think that her tinyness is somehow interesting or adorable, who will never miss an opportunity to point out how small she is, and who thinks people should treat her differently or special because she is a munchkin.
Twat waffle: "Oh my god! Look at how tiny my hands are! Aren't I so adorable?"
Me: "Dude, who let that twat waffle in here? She is such an annoying bitch. Get out of here you oompa loompa!"
Me: "Dude, who let that twat waffle in here? She is such an annoying bitch. Get out of here you oompa loompa!"
by poop_smuggler1001 December 18, 2009
Get the twat wafflemug. 1) A very feminine, borderline homosexual, that is self-centered and obnoxious. Usually refers to a preppy asshole.
2) An Eggo waffle topped with fish and served on a bloody pad.
2) An Eggo waffle topped with fish and served on a bloody pad.
1) Hey Jim, look at that twat waffle buying shit in Bed Bath and Beyond.
2) Mrs. Butterworth's pussy tastes like a twat waffle.
2) Mrs. Butterworth's pussy tastes like a twat waffle.
by Fahq2 July 20, 2008
Get the twat wafflemug. Dried flattened pop that's been trapped between your butt cheeks.
A frat boy called Crotch Waffle after the previously departed dude he reminded someone of, also named....Croth Waffle.
A sailor unfortunate enough to mention to a shipmate he was called "Croth Waffle" in college. Not to worry though, it mercifully got shortened to "Hey, Crotch!"
Also...."Uncle Wally"
A frat boy called Crotch Waffle after the previously departed dude he reminded someone of, also named....Croth Waffle.
A sailor unfortunate enough to mention to a shipmate he was called "Croth Waffle" in college. Not to worry though, it mercifully got shortened to "Hey, Crotch!"
Also...."Uncle Wally"
by PeaceBaby)O( March 31, 2009
Get the Crotch Wafflemug. by greg gill May 13, 2008
Get the twat wafflemug. The language used largely by Caithness Folks but also used outside of the county. Generally gets stronger after large amounts of alcohol but can be heard used by sober people also. It is usally most prevelant on Friday and Saturday nights and can sometimes be confused with Rapid Chat.....
Waffle Nonsense is not malicious it is basically what it says on the tin!!
Waffle Nonsense is not malicious it is basically what it says on the tin!!
"Honestly How often is it the weekend?" = pain old waffle nonsense
"And then a deer jumped into the car so i jump oot and grap it in a head lock and pummeled the bugger! He'll no be trying to get a free lift from me again!" = Hero Waffle Nonsense
So then i couldnae stop laughing....why am i laughing.....please stop me laughing.....what was i talking about again.........AMSTERDAM! - Pure Waffle Nonsense!!
"And then a deer jumped into the car so i jump oot and grap it in a head lock and pummeled the bugger! He'll no be trying to get a free lift from me again!" = Hero Waffle Nonsense
So then i couldnae stop laughing....why am i laughing.....please stop me laughing.....what was i talking about again.........AMSTERDAM! - Pure Waffle Nonsense!!
by Total Spacer May 24, 2010
Get the Waffle Nonsensemug.