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Wheel of Father

When your mother is such a hore that she’s got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.
David was curious about his father and his mom didn’t know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.
by Dnurse15 August 16, 2023
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Wheel-dumped

Its a term that you use when a person dumped you who wasn’t even your gf/bf. Like a 3rd wheel kind of thing, just that that person has the audacity to dump you.
James Bond: “ Its over patrisha, you are nothing more then a bitch to me”

Patrisha : “ But we are not even in a relationshi-“

James Bond : “ silence! I said its over let it be! I don’t want to hurt you no more... Farewell!”

Later : “ James bond Wheel-dumped me-“
by Levisleftsock November 8, 2020
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welsh wheel barrow

An advanced sexual position in which you lift a broad up and place her thighs on your shoulders, she will then grab onto a stationary object of your choosing with the optimal positioning leaving her at a 38° angle. Once she is in the appropriate position you will slide her thighs further onto your shoulders until her vaginal area is in your face. Whilst in the appropriate position you will begin to eat her pussy like your life depended on it. If performed correctly her arms will become weak and her grip will become inadequate leading to her letting go and falling into a perfect position for a standing tombstone pile blow jibby. (See Tombstone pile blow jibby for more details) This sexual maneuver requires upper body strength and determination. It is recommended after many studies that women over the weight of 176 pounds should not be placed in this position however this is a baseline and results may vary. The Welsh Wheel Barrow has been performed since as early as 620 B.C. And stands today as one of the greatest pre sex positions.

Warning: This sexual position is extremely advanced and requires a wealth of experience from both parties, if performed correctly Both man and woman will enjoy the fruits of its labor. If performed correctly it can lead to severe consequences both psychologically and physically. Try at your own risk.
I met this girl at the bar and she gave me a double handed squeezer rimmy so I figured it she would be the perfect girl to try the Welsh Wheel Barrow with, I was not disappointed.
by BBC Commander January 4, 2024
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Hot Wheels

A nickname that is used for Texas governor, Greg Abbott, because he is disabled.
This originated from Rep. Jasmine Crockett.
Have you heard that Governor Hot Wheels wants to kill off public school funding for his voucher scam?
by cahj May 26, 2025
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wheel out the cripple

the telling of sad, negative or heartbreaking life experiences to make others feel sorry for you
Jesus Tash, don't start talking that shit or mother is going to come in here and wheel out the cripple.
by Macktown January 14, 2019
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smooth stearing wheel

A white girl with silky soft skin and a juicy f*t ass, sultry eyes and a great sense of humor, loyal.
Daaaamn, that girl a smooth stearing wheel!!
by Chrisper June 20, 2016
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Chicago Steering Wheel

A steering wheel that has been used in an aggressive manner to honk at other drivers so often that it has begun to cave in or crack, mostly found in vehicles driven in large cities with dense traffic like Chicago, IL.
Kevin's car has a Chicago Steering Wheel, he should really learn how to drive less aggressively.
by User46724 February 15, 2024
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