turd sandwich

someone who is pissing you off beyond belief. most commonly used when speaking of idiodic presedential candtidate.

god you r being such a turd sandwich! GAWD

Pres. Bush is a stupid turd sandwich.

by jiggawhut?! October 16, 2005

turd herder

Someone who drives a septic cleaning truck or who cleans porta-johns

The turd herder is coming to clean my septic tank

by awafcaw November 19, 2006

Turd Faggot

A turd faggot

A man who blockes a turd coming out of the anus of the other man with his penis.

An insult.
That stops the compition in its tracks.

Luke : "You fucking choad muncher!"

Ciaran : "You turd faggot!"

Luke : "...."

Ciaran : "I win again!"

by Ciaran Bowen September 12, 2006

turd dildo

The definition is as the name implies. It is simply the excretions of a rectum, used as a feminine masturbation tool. Yes a turd used as a dildo

Mary was forced to use her turd dildo when her sorry lover could not deliver the pleasure she desired.

by Anonymous Ball Smacker March 20, 2003

turd barnacle

A person who is generally perceived to be so incompetent that all tasks given to them invariably turn to shit.

This applies especially to those who (for one reason or another) are not, or cannot be fired, and they drift along clinging to their shitty work, sinking project after project in a craptastic cataclysm of titanic proportions.

I hate dealing with Jenkins, that turd barnacle in marketing. I spell out exactly what I need, and he still manages to screw it up. He's promised the client a rocket powered nose hair trimmer that runs on gummy bears.

by kynaris June 4, 2011

Turd Spelunker

Derogatory term for those who participate in butt sex.

The lead singer of Flobots is a primordial turd spelunker.

by Anonymous000856 January 11, 2009

turd fry

A burnt french fry... usually a darker brown in color and tastes like shit.

Oh, look at that dark brown french fry... that must be a shitty ass TURD FRY, i better not eat it.

by Awad August 20, 2006