beats by dre

the best headphones known to man. they were made by dr. dre, and have the best sound quality known to man. they come in different colors and some versions are wireless. also the freshest (best looking) headphones to wear.

Tommy: yo are those beats by dre?
bob: yea they are AMAZING
Tommy: damn, thise are fuckin fresh to death

by suckithardson January 09, 2012

Beat the Cheese

When one masturbates or jerks off so hard that one farts.

Dude last night I bought a new porn and I went to town and beat the cheese. - John

That is utterly disgusting - Greg

by KCoffee1 November 21, 2008

soap beating

To beat someone senseless with a bar of soap in a tube sock.

yo man lets go give that nerd a soap beating!

by divebombz November 08, 2013

Beating Reds

When a girl has sex while being on her period.

"Kelly's beating reds" basically means Kelly is having a sexual intercourse whilst having her period.

by ganjaman90s January 29, 2011

JuJu on that beat

It's you get so much ZAZA that you Jazzily dance and laugh so hard that you russian flashbang the closest person next to you

I can't believe he JuJu on that beat right next to your girlfriend

by GOODGraceGGamer March 28, 2023

Heat and Beat

When someone slathers their penis in their own cum, takes a type of paper (Notebook paper, sandpaper, etc.) and then uses a hair dryer to mold the paper around their penis for extra grip.

Josh: Beating my meat the old fashioned way doesn't feel good anymore...

Dakota: Try the Heat and Beat! You'll never stop!

by Bandicooties69 September 30, 2018

Beat The Pete

When you beat the meat really hard so that it starts bleeding

I'm going to beat the Pete if you ask me to 😏

by Crippling erection November 18, 2016