Chris hubbarded

When you say something you know isnt true and expect people to keep believing it.

2nd:used to describe someone can't fight for shit but is the first to jump,and the first to get knocked down.
3rd:also used as a ass sucker for any promoter in new england.

He said the checks were ready.hahahahaha you've been chris hubbarded

by Your mammas keeper August 16, 2019

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chris reid

literally the sweetest guy you could ever meet he wouldn't purposefully try hurt you if not as a joke, he secretly does career about you and he honestly doesn't understand how much you love him. You should defo tell him how you feel. He would probably enjoy warm hugs at night.

He's taller than you, brown haired, fair skinned and overall handsome af.

if you treat him well he'll forever love you. I can't myself but if you can you NEED to confess to him he's perfect for you both matter how much you deny it you know it's true that you love him.

Person 1- Chris reid is so nice omg how is he real???
person 2- idk he's so perfect??
person 3- he could be better..
person 1&2- leave Chris reid alone!!

by Lamolol June 09, 2022

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Chris coffee

A ginger piece of shit that everyone hates and looks like Ed Sheehan.

Wow that kid is a fucking loser , he’s such a chris coffee

by Squiddick January 04, 2019

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Chris Batten

The bassist/backing vocals of Enter Shikari and a complete sex bomb. Probably spends his spare time shagging Rou Reynolds in a minorly kinky fashion. "Is this a three-way? It can't be done!" "Go do some fuckin' work Keef."

Friend: Chris Batten touched me.
Me: *dies*
Enter Shikari Batty C Rob Rolfe Rou Reynolds Roughton Reynolds god

by Privatecocky March 25, 2016

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