chris vega

a person with a dark past
yet has beautiful heart

girlfriend material ..100%
she thick and sexy

got an ass

just an awesome person who would date an asshole like herself XD loving person but so bitchy and loyal
super fun and such an adorable tomboy
trustworthy and freaky
crazy freaky in bed <3

yo i wish i had me a girl like chris vega

by aye.9903619 March 7, 2017

Chris Batten

The bassist/backing vocals of Enter Shikari and a complete sex bomb. Probably spends his spare time shagging Rou Reynolds in a minorly kinky fashion. "Is this a three-way? It can't be done!" "Go do some fuckin' work Keef."

Friend: Chris Batten touched me.
Me: *dies*
Enter Shikari Batty C Rob Rolfe Rou Reynolds Roughton Reynolds god

by Privatecocky July 9, 2016

Chris Christodoulou

synonym for "God", also an award-pending composer, makes savage replies
also called Chris Chris, Christ Christ, Christ Christodoulou, Jesus etc

damn Chris Christodoulou really do be makin' good shit

by not hifu December 8, 2020

Shy Chris

A muscular tall handsome guy who is often insecure with talking to women he is a great friend who is loyal to the T to his family, friends and partner, he is a hard worker and true gentleman.

Oh wow who’s that cute guy across the gym? He must be a shy chris

by TrenWarr November 22, 2021

Chris Pratt

Mario.

Chris pratt will be playing mario in the mario movie

by Chartsy November 6, 2021

Chris Pratt

the guy who voices mario in the mario movie

Chris Pratt :its me, a mario

by [insert letter spam here] November 8, 2021

Chris Squire

God according to bass players.

"Hey, Steve, do you want to talk about our god, Chris Squire?"

by random_being October 16, 2021