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Shower test

The shower test is a simple body fat/ body composition test for men, you can perform when you take a shower
Step 1. Stand up straight

Step 2. Look down

Step 3. If you're able to see your jewels/pubic hair then you pass. If can't see your jewels/pubic hair then you fail

The female version is slightly different, but you get the idea
Wow i didn't realize how fat i was, i failed the shower test this morning

If you failed the shower test, we need to lose some weight
by dudeinfarmville October 2, 2018
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Spicy Sister Test

(noun): when you do something purposefully like a bish (because sometimes people just need to be put in their place) and then you tell your bf about it. His response determines if you have a future together.

This test is to be used in conjunction with and only after you have successfully completed the Bear Test.
"Hey Amanda, did Pastry ever pass his Spicy Sister Test?"

"Why, yes, he sure did Sabrina. I told him about how I sassed and stared down the short guy at work while I was wearing heels. The bf responded with, 'That's totally his own fault.' He did well and now I know he can handle this spicy sister."
by Aunt Bina March 31, 2014
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nigga teste busting

two niggas busting each others balls competition
those blackys did the nigga teste busting
by fuggutarded December 10, 2021
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Face test

It is most commonly used in Australia and Britain. It is when a (most commonly teenage boy) masterbaits to a females face and if it’s enjoyable he will move on to other things sexually related.
Gavin: are you going to chop in on Leah or what?
Brendan: no bro, she didn’t even pass the face test
Gavin: fuck that’s a hard one to pass
Brendan: aye
by 04youmissoismine April 17, 2020
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