Patrick

Patrick is a typical Gabonese name. They usually like men

What are you doing to him Patrick!

by Anonymous090 April 24, 2023

Patrick

Patrick is the type of guy to be crap at fifa div 10 but he’s the type of guy to be a g

this guys. Such a Patrick

by Zach-41 February 10, 2021

Patrick

a guy who is always reliable and you can count on him, but he cant count

me: omg hi patrick
Patrick: what comes after 2?

by mega_gay_priest June 15, 2021

Patrick

Piece of shit human being. Will flirt with your mom, fuck your girlfriend and steal ur dog.

AVOID Scorpio Patricks at all costs. Great kissers though.

John : Hey did you see my MILF mother?
Ben : Shit, I think she went out with Patrick.
John : Fuck, not again.

by Jonpol November 22, 2021

Patrick

A gym rat red-head who enjoys getting gains and working on their image for those to see.

Yo, you remember Patrick?

Yeah that gym nut who basically lives in the gym? Who doesn't.

by FadeFromNA February 05, 2022

Patrick

A Patrick is a retired person who complains about the jonagolds not being in stock.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.

He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.

If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.

The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.

Why are there so many Patricks in this Aldi?
-THE JONAGOLDS ARE OUT OF STOCK!! CODE RED

by SuppressedOdin January 19, 2021

Patrick

A boy that has a girlfriend at this point is wearing Air Force and black pants he is in 6th grade

Omg hey Patrick did you forget to wear green today

by Bawi min October 23, 2019