the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.
Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
by QuezOreo November 18, 2011
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by HalfSICKO April 12, 2021
Get the This is epic mug.An unwarranted Nazi metaphor of a particularly great stature, typically in an online argument; an epic win of an invocation of Godwin's law.
People A and B are having an argument:
A: You're wrong for these reasons.
B: Oh yeah? Well you're Hitler.
A: I'm calling Godwin on this one. That was both an epic fail and an epic Godwin.
A: You're wrong for these reasons.
B: Oh yeah? Well you're Hitler.
A: I'm calling Godwin on this one. That was both an epic fail and an epic Godwin.
by HeyDave1005 May 7, 2010
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