thumb fumble

The act of accidentally attaching picture files to a text message.

-Hey, I just saw that second picture. Was the surprised look on her face because of the huge selection?

-My bad, thumb fumble

by spenger April 26, 2011

Kentucky Thumb

Plugging a hole with a thumb!

I shoved my Kentucky thumb in her hole to stop the bleeding.

by Butterplug May 20, 2021

San Francisco Thumb Punch

...the sexual act , by a male usually, of reaching around and inserting a thumb into one's anus, before pooping on the sidewalk,

I saw someone downtown on the sidewalk giving himself the San Francisco Thumb Punch. He must have been constipated because he was in there for a while...

by ThatsFuctUp September 17, 2025

Kentucky thumb

When your girl is on her period so you shove your thumb in her to stop the bleeding.

Brandon: Hey, how's you're girl?

Scott: She's on her period, so I gave her the old Kentucky thumb.

by Sladewilson122 May 20, 2021

Thumb Justice

(1.)While you're having sex doggy style, shove your thumb in your partners ass.

"I was fucking her last night doggy and gave her that thumb justice"
"Keep talking that shit and i'll give you that thumb justice later"
"Not better then some good thumb justice"

by Hyviand September 15, 2022

John Thumb

Defined as the act of releasing one’s bowels in a manner where the shape of said excrement perfectly fits into the bottom of said toilet, plugging up the hole well enough to prevent successful flushing. Similar to the tale of the boy holding back a leaking wall with his thumb, this unintentionally shaped turd plug seats itself tight enough to hamper draining of thy marble throne.

Once I was finally able to push out that brown submarine from my ass, the dam turdpedo clogged my toilet so bad that my plumber said he doesn’t respond to JOHN THUMB service calls.

by Apologetic Shiek December 16, 2023

Kentucky Thumb

Shoving your thumb deep into yourself or another person with a lot of force, can be in a sexual or life saving situation

Brandon - Man, you don't look so good
Scott - Yeah, when my girlfriend gave me a Kentucky Thumb last night

by qwertybears280 May 20, 2021