rivering

When a person cries too much. In this case, when someone is rivering, they are crying a river.

"That was so sad!!! I was rivering all the way up to the part where she passed away in that scene!"

by shuushuu April 26, 2015

Rivers

A lazy video gamer who would rather spend 5 hours a day playing Minecraft then anything else.

"Get up off your ass, son, don't be a Rivers"

by WeedEatingOranguntang May 24, 2022

river

hes a pretty cool guy overall. 100/10 personality. rivers are very nice people and they have amazing hair

hey his name is river! he must be a nice guy

by Mrs.KoolKid101 December 10, 2020

River

River is an amazing guy, blonde hair, blue-greenish eyes. He is sooooo good locking and so dang attractive it'll make you cry. His smile makes you weak in the knees and damn is he a good kisser. You want to spend all your time with a river, he loves being active and the outdoors. He's a huuuge flirt and could break your heart in an instant, However he is a sweetheart and a very genuine kind person. Loving river is one of the best decisions you can make, but one with drastic consequences if it goes wrong. He's hilarious af and loves to listen to music in his old truck. River is dumb and can make dumb decisions but he'll always come back to you. He always wants to be your hero, and overthinks constantly. He will raise your standards and he loves to spoil you. Overall, River is an amazing guy, worth the heartache, AND HE IS HOT AS H*LL

Did you see river today? He looks so damn hot

by ursowelcomemylove March 19, 2021

Hocking River dwarfgasim

When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.

Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.

by Recycle champ January 24, 2025

Buttface river monster

A really annoying person

Yo that kid is a buttface river monster

by Iamcool3637 August 13, 2019

River

River is the most perfect,hottest,prettiest,funniest,and smartest girl you will ever meet. if you see her you'll be in love instantly with her beautiful looks and awesome personality she is good of the world mixed into one good person. River will always be honest and tell you everything she knows she is the most perfect human every made she it the bananas to my minions she is the jelly to my peanut butter when I tell you this woman is everything youll ever want/need and more I mean it she is a 10/10 GODDESS

Anyone thats not blind: DAMNNNNN who's that smokin' hot chick
Smart people: Thats river yeah I know shes hot

Anyone that's not blind: does she have a man? if not I can fit right In

by UrFavGarry May 26, 2025