Square-Head

To have a head that is shaped as a square.

Little-chun's has a fucking square-head man.

by michael8745 September 3, 2010

Mr. Square

A made up character who always gets the short straw.
His whole life is a series of failures,which is what makes him so hilarious

Known for his love of green hats and likeness to the Mr. Men character Mr. Strong.

Tayla: Ohcrap I only got 64% on my maths exam

Harriet: At least you're not Mr. Square.

by Dartron December 9, 2008

Square dick

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Barrets teamshot with me so i can square dick

by Trialscarries February 14, 2018

wearing square glasses

wearing square glasses means you get 0 bitches. you have no game. honestly gravity pulls more bitches than you.

emily: “ew nicholas is wearing glasses. he must get no bitches”

nicholas: “hey you wanna go on a date”

suzy: “ew no you’re wearing square glasses”

by ihaveshortnails May 22, 2022

Squares

In response of doing fraud with any bankcards

"yo man, I'm broke", "don't worry man, imma bang out some squares and we can split"

by Slang gyal June 6, 2018

Times Square Sunscreen

A type of sunscreen found only on the streets. Organically made, this is not high is SPF.

Brendan, wasted again, passed out on the corner. His drunk ass friends took a piss where he was laying, covering him in some Times Square Sunscreen.

by Kobrakys June 10, 2021

Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than two squares per wipe.

How do you save so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!

by Two square titan August 19, 2022