A Texas Showdown occurs when two women take up places in adjacent public bathroom stalls, and neither one will commit to make a shit for fear of making an audible fart or shart, or for fear of it reeking a nasty smell.
I'm so sorry I was in the bathroom for an hour, boss, I got into a Texas Showdown with Sally and I just wasn't about to back down.
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