rigless truck driver

a person who wares cowboy boots , talks about truckin, hangs out at truck stops, smokes cheep cigars ,

how many times had that rigless truck driver watched smokey and the bandit

by Plenit Express July 7, 2017

Two trucks and a jimmy

What you load 16 people in and head to a live tv demo show.

Reporter: "how'd you all get here?"

Man answers: " Two trucks and a Jimmy"

by Msherwood91 July 19, 2017

truck pop

Very similar to a desk pop, but this act requires the accidental discharge of a weapon while inside of a patrol vehicle

Hey bob why is there a hole in the drivers seat?

Oh the previous officer had a little truck pop incident while on patrol

by Poopydoodoopants July 22, 2017

panel truck

a small delivery truck with a fully enclosed body.

The panel truck rolled down the street

by bruh funny August 11, 2017

Truck trap

When ol'girl invites you over to leave yo truck in the driveway and "just" ride with me!?! Guess what now yo truck stuck in the drive when you MIGHT wanna go home with someone else!?!

"You gonna go home with that chick bro?"

"Nah i can't, i got truck trapped"

by Bruhtoh February 20, 2019

Big truck tires

1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size

2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women

3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence

Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”

by Thelongjogger February 25, 2019

truck arobics

The act of getting an arobic workout with the lads, usually done on the bed of a truck.Can get a little heated.

Ricky:Jack jump!

Jack:Cause your mothers a whore!

Rick:Truck arobics man.

by Iamstevetitpig August 17, 2018