SBS (Salty Ball Syndrome)

When you go swimming in the ocean with only a bathing suit on. Then the ocean water evaporates leaving your balls laden with salt. The friction generated when the salty ball(s) rub against your leg causes painful burning afterwards.

Guy 1: Dude why aren't you keeping with the pack we have only been walking on the beach for 2 minutes.

Guy 2: I went swimming earlier in the ocean and now I got vicious SBS (Salty Ball Syndrome).

Guy 3: Duuudddeee.

by markexton June 2, 2009

Salty Ice Cream Scooper

Any man or woman who consumes sperm left over for more than 2 days. Usually the sperm comes in flavors due to the donors taking sperm flavor tablets.

Luke totally is a Salty Ice Cream Scooper. He only eats Aaron's though.

by Corey Miller October 4, 2007

Salty sea dog

A male or female that takes there best friends boyfriend or girlfriend to the beach and makes love with them in the ocean

Ill never forgive that salty sea dog from the beach that year.

by Swagger jagger 1991 September 6, 2013

Salty Hair Net

When getting a BJ a man pulls out and shoots "it" in a girls hair.

Dang Grant I heard you gave ole girl from Timeout club a Salty Hair Net last night. You are the man!!!!

by Embermatic September 10, 2013

Salty Nine Year Old

Most Fortnite Players

“That kid is such a salty nine year old”.

by Buzz Buzz I got the drugs July 14, 2022

Salty Nine Year Old

A nine year old that breaks the sound barrier when they die in Fortnite.

Nine year old, Nine year old, here comes the Salty Nine Year Old, screams so loud, break the sound barrier, watch out! Here comes the Salty Nine Year old.

by NoobMasterSixtyNineFourTwenty July 16, 2022

salty ant hill

Begin by giving your fuck buddy a creampie (anal or vaginal), and then having said person go outside while making sure to hold your seamen inside of them, and sit on an ant hill. The ants will slowly crawl in, and around this person, while collecting the white salty substance for food.

Luke: Man, we are getting so infested with ants!
Tyler: Yea, I've been giving this girl a salty ant hill like every day!

by Not Mike M November 15, 2013