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connecticut potatoes

The rocks that are about a foot under the ground and make it wicked impossible to dig.
Can’t dig up a new garden because of all these damn Connecticut potatoes.
by Connecticunt May 7, 2018
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Prickly Potato

Half Dos Equis, half Guinness. A drink born from genius, and named for its Mexican and Irish heritage.
J: So our witress brought me a new drink, but it was Giunness and Dos Equis on accident. So, I drank it, liked the blend. So, from this day forward a Guinness and Dos Equis will be known as.......

R: This is important, we need a iconic name for this blend to bath the world in all it's gloriousness!

J: Prickly Potato?

R: That's my vote

J: It is proclaimed, Does Equis & Guinness, the greatest drink ever developed will be known as the Prickly Pototo
by Pepper Steak October 28, 2013
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potato john

Potato john is a immortal who will appear in times of crisis in various forms but always has a goatee and a curly mustache refering to himself as potato john, johnson, or johnny

If you ever meet potato john prepare for the worst
There he was, standing in the field, potato john. Staring into the distance just to disapear seconds before the earthquake hit.
by Spudlord November 12, 2019
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Farting on a potato

Farting on a potato is what you call someone acting suspiciously and/or evil in rural America.
That person needs to stop farting on a potato, what does he think he's doing walkin around my farm?
by Dr.Kazakhstan May 14, 2021
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Dirty Potato

A demeaning sexual gesture involving smearing feces on one's testicles and tea-bagging an individual while they are unaware.
I gave my cheating ex-girlfriend a dirty potato on her birthday.
by D.isfor.Donut September 4, 2018
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Potato zombie

"That's a load of potato zombie"
by Chit4brans October 15, 2020
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Cool potatoes

When something is really cool it mean school potatoes
I’m walking down the street and I see somebody shoes and I will say to them your shoes are cool potatoes
by Ainsley potato May 23, 2021
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