Samantha Selness

Selly belly is the best Ag teacher in the mid west

(Samantha Selness) selly belly will help you with anything

by selly belly best December 12, 2023

Samantha

Great bod, perfect arse. Funny as fuck. Need I say much else?

Wilson: do you know who the most perfect, scrumptious and titillating woman is?
Millicent: don't take me for a fool, I know it's Samantha
Wilson: damn, I forgot you are a witch

by Millicentmerlin December 16, 2023

śemaneczko

"śemaneczko" is a phrase used to curse people in Poland. It comes from a traditional polish YouTube video with the same name published by one of the most influential polish YouTubers, super gnar, on 21.12.2015. Since then, the polish use the phrase "śemaneczko" to curse someone who did a very bad thing.

- Hey John, I fucked your mother yesterday.
- śemaneczko.
- That's mean.

by TheCityInsideMe December 27, 2023

Samantha

Samantha is a beautiful woman who every guy that comes across her will fall in love with her. All Samantha’s have great personalities and big hearts. But it doesn’t matter because if Samantha’s are acting like a bitches guys will still want them. Long live Samantha’s the sexiest people alive.

Hey do you know Samantha?

Of course she’s the prettiest girl I know.

by Feeegeeee January 4, 2024

Samantha

When person 1 takes a shit in person 2's mouth, then person 2 exudes the shit from all of their facial orifices.

I saw your ex's dating profile on Feeld the other day and it said she was into samanthas.

by slimegirl-invert January 4, 2024

Samantha

CUNT

Oh look, Samantha being a cunt again.

by Savage3.0 January 11, 2024

Samantha Brodka

Samantha Brodka is something special. She will be there for you whenever you need it. She is talented, sexy, fit body, funny and most of all beautiful and sweet. You will usually find a Samantha Brodka on a sunbed because she loves to tan. She loves to sing, do her makeup and do her hair. Her close partner and family is the most important thing to her. Remember kids if there’s a Samantha Brodka in your life, take the opportunity immediately. It’s something you won’t regret. Everyone loves her!

‘Bro is that Samantha Brodka??’
‘Yeah man I heard her boyfriend is a sick guy though’
‘I know wish I was him’

by Samantha brodka March 15, 2024