A strand of herpes that is contracted by being a social networking whore. People with social nerpes generally have at least 2,000 Facebook friends with 150+ likes on their profile pictures and statuses. They will appear on your newsfeed numerous times a day to attract attention to their pointless opinion on life. This type of person can't resist being involved in all the issues and drama surrounding them, which is generally how the ITD gets spread.
by Squob to Gob March 08, 2012
Saying something weird or inappropriate to someone you just met knowing full well it may turn the person off or strike a life long (awesome) connection. It's for people who want to cut through all the crap in getting to know someone and find out quickly if you're cut from the same cloth.
"I took a huge gamble and committed social sabotage. She laughed, so I knew it was going to be a fun night"
by Richie Man April 26, 2014
When someone's social skills are so impeccably bad that they harm others mental state and cause havoc in social situations.
by AaronL042 September 07, 2021
1: hey Mark has been really mean lately what should I do?
2: I'd consider whipping out the social scissors
2: I'd consider whipping out the social scissors
by Poet2003 December 31, 2017
A person who sucks up behaviors, speech, or styles that they think are cool or funny from those around him/her or in the media and adopts them as his/her own personality like a dementor eating someone's soul. This person is trying to be accepted, but most likely comes off as a douchebag, try hard, piece of shit.
Greg: "Did that dude just say your line, bro?"
Mike: "Yeah, he steals everything I do."
Greg: "Fucking social dementor."
Mike: "Yeah, he steals everything I do."
Greg: "Fucking social dementor."
by the G-Bear February 24, 2014
The hand you use for every day interaction. You should not sneeze into it because that is gross and spreads germs.
by shockedbythislackofknowlege September 30, 2011
A person with no perceptible faults,who consistently fails at achieving matches thru all forms of social media.
by Badd Panda June 14, 2017