by Greazy954 February 24, 2022
Get the Murking Season mug.The period over Christmas and new year when all the random boys from your past reach out to you. They’re still single and their loneliness is at its peak.
Example text “ Maybe I thought I'd say hi after many years. Xo”
“Hey it’s been way too long between messaging but how have you been?”
Example text “ Maybe I thought I'd say hi after many years. Xo”
“Hey it’s been way too long between messaging but how have you been?”
by notyoursweetheart March 1, 2022
Get the Sad boy season mug.At the beginning of the year your depressed (winter depression). In the middle of the year your depressed (summer depression).
You will never be happy.
You will never be happy.
by little gay kid March 6, 2022
Get the depression seasons mug.Lambing season is a time of year where you try to conceive a baby so 9 months later it comes out at a desired time
Beth: Why do you always have babies in the spring?
JoAnn: My husband’s a tax accountant, our lambing season is always in June so he can spend time with the baby after tax season
JoAnn: My husband’s a tax accountant, our lambing season is always in June so he can spend time with the baby after tax season
by Mrsdaisy_pickle March 7, 2022
Get the lambing season mug.When you scrub/Exfoliation your balls with the tips of you fingers to remove surface grime and unclog pores AKA Balls Seasoning those then used to season someone near you by dashing it over their heads.
by Nashi-washi January 18, 2026
Get the Balls Seasoning mug.Carolina Seasonings
noun
The catastrophic event that occurs when a man handles spicy food and forgets—then enthusiastically goes to play with his girlfriend, accidentally turning a moment of romance into a five-alarm fire drill.
Named for the way it burns, spreads, and leaves everyone questioning their life choices. Common side effects include yelping, frantic Googling, ice packs, and a permanent ban on “spicy fingers.”
Usage note:
Always preceded by confidence. Always followed by regret. 🔥🌶️
noun
The catastrophic event that occurs when a man handles spicy food and forgets—then enthusiastically goes to play with his girlfriend, accidentally turning a moment of romance into a five-alarm fire drill.
Named for the way it burns, spreads, and leaves everyone questioning their life choices. Common side effects include yelping, frantic Googling, ice packs, and a permanent ban on “spicy fingers.”
Usage note:
Always preceded by confidence. Always followed by regret. 🔥🌶️
Example:
“He thought washing his hands earlier counted. Congratulations—he just introduced Carolina Seasonings.”
“He thought washing his hands earlier counted. Congratulations—he just introduced Carolina Seasonings.”
by Let's Sea Um January 25, 2026
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