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Sand on a cactus

A phrase used to describe how drunk you feel when you've done something wrong.
"I feel like sand on a cactus this morning" roughly translates to "I feel like a rough prick."
by GodfreyYerfdog May 11, 2023
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sand

there is lots of sand on the beach
by anoymous1127 March 29, 2022
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Sand slapper

A hand job but instead of lube they person uses sand and spit
My girl gave me a sand slapper on Daytona beach at night and I got a yeast infection but it was great
by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023
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Sand

When a hairstyle has a excess amount of lice and/or Dandruff. Also known as a hair std
When did you go to the beach dude?- guy 1

Last year my man- guy 2

So how you still got sand in your hair? —-guy 1

*guy 2 dies instantly*
by AceWheatBread February 10, 2019
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higgidy diggidy dearing sand the end of a bearing

if you serched dis up u r very boerd
higgidy diggidy dearing sand the end of a bearing
by PowerCat3234567 November 6, 2020
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sand sloth

A term used to describe a person of Central and South American descent (mostly Mexicans) who is lazy and doesn't work for a living.Polar opposites to their cousins the wetbacks
Them motherfucking sand sloths think they can use our taxpayer money to fund their god damn Quinseaneras
by Mexico lover 1810 December 1, 2017
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sands undertable

the sexiest (and laziest) skeleton there is

comes from the hit game undertable by robert fucks
i love sands undertable
by ooferthesubwoofer August 30, 2024
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