Sam 

A person who thinks he's funny when he's really not and is usually a red neck, he probably thinks he gets a lot of girls when really he just scares them away, also probably a pedophile when he's older

Sam isn't funny

Sam by anonymous April 30, 2023

Sam 

Prob a person who think he's funny but really isn,t and he claims he gets a lot of girls when all he does is scare them away. Prob will be a pedo when he;s older.

Sam is annoying and scares girls

Sam by BrehWhymea April 30, 2023

Sam 

The new friend that you seem to be crushing on no matter how much you don’t want to. Part of you knows that you’re only in love with the idea of them but that’s not enough to stop you. You hear them in every song. You see them in the cracks of the pavement on your long walks downtown. You know it’s a bad idea to fall for sam because they’re strictly off limits for reasons you don’t need to get into…. But how could you not fall in love with them? (They play guitar)

“i SWEAR i won’t fall for Sam” (i’m lying)

Sam by too_adicted May 6, 2023

sam 

someone who licks hairy black balls on a daily basis

Girl A: wow hes so hot
Girl B: well hes actually a sam
Girl A: cum in my ass bitch

sam by savagepenguin32 July 15, 2023

Sam 

Hi im Sam, im sam i am!

"Im going to cry life named Sam is not so Sam i am"

Sam by Samwhich! July 23, 2023

Sam 

An extreme shit talker who thinks he is him. He has no friends and always gets suspended for physically injuring other people or saying he will shoot up the school.

Look Jim, its Sam

Oh god not that dumbass again

Sam by Just Google It August 5, 2023

Sam 

she slays the day away today☀️☀️

random person: sam is so emo but also she slays

"im not emo im depressed theres a difference🖤"

Sam by defnotmimi August 13, 2023