piss equilibrium

Piss equilibrium occurs when in sex, a man and a woman start pissing at equal forces. This often times causes multiple universes to collapse at once due to the piss collapsing into its Schwarzchild radius, forming a kugelblitz so powerful that the space-time continuum is ripped apart at once. The only survivor of this piss equilibrium is known as a piss baby, formed from the piss of a man and woman, who inherits superhuman strength.

"Dude did you hear that VSauce was a piss baby?"
"Yeah, that piss equilibrium created a good one"

by Andrew Wangerdoodle June 8, 2018

Piss Mote

A moat of urine created by the homeless that created a physical and psychological barrier when entering a space. Individuals a generally deterred from patronizing locations surrounded by a piss mote for a plethora of reasons. Perhaps the actual barrier is unattractive, the smell may disincentive entry. Perhaps the 500 homeless men who created the mote in the first place are still there. A piss mote is a symbol of an area’s decline coupled with the lack of proper rest room facilities.

1. There used to be a McDonald's on Spring Street until the piss mote got it.
2. Don't used the elevator at the train station. There are so many homeless that and no bathroom for days, and you just know its got a piss mote.
3. You know when white flight happens; when the piss mote gets the whole town.
4. New Brunswick was nice until the piss mote (Raritan River) got it.

by Pom Peterson April 21, 2008

Piss Positions

The many ways and postures in which a man can have a piss. There are basically infinite Piss Positions, so here's some. Remember, these are guy's positions.

1: The Classic

This one needs no introduction. Begin standing up, with the genitals facing your target (toilet, tree, brick, whatever). Begin to urinate.

2: Squats
Squat over target. Begin urine stream.

3: Parkour (basic)
Stand a few feet away from target. Piss.

4: Advanced Parkour

Stand on a far away and slightly elevated object. Run and do parkour while keeping your stream on the target object.

5: Freestyle
Make one up! It's easy.

After going to the bar and having many drinks, Joe went camping with his friends, and joined them in inventing some new Piss Positions.

by TotallyTubularDude September 10, 2020

Piss Wagon

A dead set loose cunt who stows the grog away like a brewery wagon

Harris ya big cunt you're a dead set piss wagon

by Papa big smurf November 9, 2016

piss rust

The rust that builds up on the radiator next to the toilet, cause you keep on missing.

What's that Mr. Pettiwinkle?

That's just piss rust Johnny.

by RampageZ May 30, 2013

Hulk Piss

The bright green byproduct of vomiting up a stomach full of Blue Rasberry NO-Xplode into a toilet bowl full of fluorescent yellow Animal Pak urine.

I burped up my two scoops of NO-Xplode while I was taking a leak at Gold's Gym the other day and splashed hulk piss all over the bathroom floor.

by Tony Muscoli September 9, 2013

zombie piss

an alcoholic deink consisting of two parts vodka and one part pickle juice. Named after the delightful flavor, and the way you feel after drinking more than three.

yo, barkeep! A round of zombie piss for my homies!

by ulcerated liver 5000 January 19, 2011