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Roblox Stories 

Roblox stories (Part 1)
Noob: Hi bestie
Bacon: Hi noob
Bacon and noob: I want to say something
Noob: You go first
Bacon: I got 3126716713678324624874736285323872378485436278 Million robux
Noob: Oh wow can i say something now?
Bacon: Sure loser
Noob: I made a new friend
Bacon good noob
Bacon: Invite him/her
Noob: Oki
Bacon: BTW imma change my avatar
Noob: Okay than

1137312831893131823789312893712831 Hours later
Cnp: Hi noob and rich baba boy
Slender: Oh hi
Cnp: Wanna date?
Slender:No
Cnp: "*Turns Emo baka queen emotional asian damage*"
Cnp: DATE ME NOWWWWW
Slender: No and noob im leaving you. By loser
Noob: Okay :( Gets inf robux
They died after 95 years :(

Roblox Pus 

Roblox pus is another term for Roblox pussy. Roblox pussy is pussy from female users in roblox.com.
Ima smash this nice roblox pus tonight.
Roblox Pus by -Baj February 5, 2017

roblox trader 

A person who partakes in the commerce of virtual items called limiteds on the platform ROBLOX.
Combat has big value he is a roblox trader.
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Padrome has an autist magnet and makes so much money.
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Sentence example.

- I trade roblox items, I am a roblox trader.
- I was sexually abused by a roblox trader.
- I am a roblox trader, I hate poor people.
roblox trader by Big Chev July 18, 2021

Roblox Admin™ 

A Person that has so much power mainly kicking out people that "violates" the rule and "hacking". Sometimes when these people (Roblox Admins™) get "trolled" or killed in the game it would often refer to the "troller" to be kicked from the game and rarely even banned. Roblox Admins™ are mostly "Cool Adults and tennagers" aged under 13.

Examples:
Hacker: "Lmao wat such a bad geme, me must destroy and hax this game to be totally cul"
Admin: "OMG wat a haxer must report now roblox must ban tis hacker"
Hacker: *Insert smashing screen sounds here*

Professional snipar: "OMG an admin, i must snipe him to get the best loot in the game or maybe he will be proud of my skillz and make me admin too and get me rich like builderman" *360 Noscopes the admin*

Admin: *insert squeaker screaming sounds here* "OMG SUCH HAX LIKE FAZ AND OTIC MUST BAN NOW NOT HUMUN" *bans the "hacker"*

Pro Snipar: "Welp I tried" *goes outside and it rains mtn dew and doritos (insert air horn sfx here)*
Definiton of Roblox Admin™:

Hacker: "Lmao wat such a bad geme, me must destroy and hax this game to be totally cul"
Admin: "OMG wat a haxer must report now roblox must ban tis hacker"
Hacker: *Insert smashing screen sounds here*

Professional snipar: "OMG an admin, i must snipe him to get the best loot in the game or maybe he will be proud of my skillz and make me admin too and get me rich like builderman" *360 Noscopes the admin*

Admin: *insert squeaker screaming sounds here* "OMG SUCH HAX LIKE FAZ AND OTIC MUST BAN NOW NOT HUMUN" *bans the "hacker"*

Pro Snipar: "Welp I tried" *goes outside and it rains mtn dew and doritos (insert air horn sfx here)*

Roblox Assualt Team 

A very large group of n00bs on the online game ROBLOX.

Also known as the Roblox ASSES

The shortened version of the work is R.A.T.

roblox sex 

When you get fucked so hard that each time you take a step afterwards you make the roblox death noise.
Girlfriend- Why do you keep making that noise?
Me- Its a hard case of roblox sex
Girlfriend- Do me
roblox sex by Robloxian420 April 24, 2017