Robert

Is a tall lad with a lengthy neck.

Roberts neck looks extra good today

by froggypf November 1, 2020

Robert

Robert is the name of a pretty big dude that loves spending money on his friends. He probably gots a bowl cut but it fits him. If you ever meet a robert make him your sugar daddy.

My friend Robert is big for nothing.

by Robert estraca July 5, 2020

Robert Rojas

When you get an irritable itch on the middle of your hand but cannot scratch it

*starts eating hand

-Dude what are you doing???
-Robert Rojas
-Thats kinda sus lowkey...

by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023

Robert mccloy

Robert mccloy is a pathetic beta male. He is the type of guy to watch Ricegum un ironically and eat a baby’s... food
Everybody pretends to like him but secretly they hope he eats a cabbage. Man those thing are disgusting.

He’s being such a Robert mccloy cis gendered male.

by Excited duck February 12, 2019

Robert California

Dunder Mifflin/Sabre, intimidating, unsettling and yet profoundly charismatic C.E.O. in the sit-com The Office (season 8). According to Jim Halpert, he might be a genius (S7E21). According to himself, he is the f***ing Lizard King (S8E23). He is portrayed by James Spader, who was probably just being himself the whole time and did not even know he was filmed. Awesome character, regardless.

Robert California talked the former C.E.O out of her job. How does someone even do that?

by Vicere Fervide Chiappe June 29, 2018

Robert Gumbo Pot

When a man has explosive diarrhea inside of a Gumbo Pot and throws it into a body of water.

Hunter:Dad did you really just shit in that brand new Gumbo Pot?
Robert:Yes I had to let it loose son.
Hunter:Mom don't use that Robert Gumbo Pot!!

by Ethyn_Bordelon69420 April 16, 2024

Tom Roberts

This is an important process, make sure you follow all steps closely: Firstly, you must locate your nearest park in your area. Secondly, while rather difficult to obtain for some, you must indulge in a adequate amount of Ketamine. Lastly, and the most fun part, you must return home with immediate effect and violently attack your mother, with the option of beating your sister straight after.

I'm very bored, I might attempt the Tom Roberts tonight.

by Sexy yet fragile December 9, 2022