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Purple Derp

A purple retard, or a purple mentally challenged person.
There is a purple derp down in Florida.
by Werty27 May 12, 2011
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Purple Pants Guy

1. A male around adolescence.

2. Someone in your friends group, usually the really badass, yet creepy one.

3. Someone who gets ticketed for being on the railroad tracks because he is that cool.

4. Someone that the ladies cower in fear of, and who makes child molestation jokes, but you love him anyways.

5. The funniest, craziest motherfucker.

6. Anyone who wears purple pants.
1. Adults: What is that person over there? A stoner?
Teens: Naw bro dass the purple pants guy!

2. Purple Pants Guy: Come hiter, children hehehehe kidding...................or am I?
DeeJ: You would say that.

3. Police: here is a 200 dollar fine.

Purple Pants Guy: For what?
Police: Being a Smexy Mexican.

4. Aubrey: IM GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER, PURPLE PANTS GUY! BOO HOO HOO! I just cant handle you...youre too sick nasty. WINK!

5. Shelby: I love Joe. He is funny, silly, and he aloways goes there. You know? He's a Purple Pants Guy.

6. Maddie: Look at him in his purple pants...haha that silly Purple Pants Guy.
by TheCrazyMaddie July 8, 2011
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Purple Bird

A pejorative term used by ignorant and jealous white people form Bozeman Montana for the Afro-American penis
"She don't fuck with white boys 'cause she got the purple bird squawking on her shoulder yo!"
by N8tureboy April 15, 2012
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Purple Team

A secret group/cadre of of young males (castrated) residing in O.M.R. Purple is meant (by them) to be a sign of royalty. However, it actually is in reference to their overtly homosexual tendencies.
Oh, that gay kid named Harrison is a member of the Purple Team!
by Purple Teamers September 19, 2003
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purple headed yogurt slinger

a penis. the purple head would refer to just that, and the yogurt slinger refers to the ability to ejaculate. first refered to as such in the movie "Varsity Blues".
Hey you wanna see my purple headed yogurt slinger?

He whipped out his purple headed yogurt slinger but It wasn't very big so it waS HARD TO SEE!!!!
by B Man bran December 9, 2007
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