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Pulling a Kranda

The act of inserting your thumb into your anus while receiving oral sex from blonde male with down-syndrom.
I just walked into that room and some dude was "Pulling a Kranda"
by The napster851612321 January 27, 2010
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Pulling a Mordecai

1. Failing to talk to women, horribly. It usually includes a lot of stuttering and embarrasing choice of words.
2. Simping over women to the extreme. This includes ditching your friends, wasting money for them, and hurting your health in order for a chance to get with them.
The term was coined from Regular Show, based on the character Mordecai.
Example 1: "Bro, I tried to talk with Jess today, but I kept stuttering. I pulled a Mordecai."
Example 2: "Turns out Tom just dipped on us and cancelled his plans for bros night. He's Pulling A Mordecai for sure."
by E-Kelp August 29, 2021
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Pulled a Rissa

To fall and break a limb or extremity while checking out a member of the opposite sex who is employed in the service of protecting civilians, ie Fireman, Police Officer, Paramedic
I almost pulled a Rissa the other day while I was checking out a cute paramedic.
by livvylola February 21, 2010
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Pulling a Maya

Pulling a Maya is when you almost say something inappropriate in front of someone, but catch yourself before saying something potentially compromising.
Not exclusive but usually occurs in females called Maya, and while speaking to large audiences in public.
"Dang dude I totally pulled a Maya back there"

"Thank god I caught that one, I almost pulled a Maya this time"

"Sometimes I can help pulling a Maya"
by S t r y x June 2, 2019
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Pulling a timmy

Sleeping with a married woman with or without permission.
Bro, totally pulling a Timmy tonight.
by Turboedtegy July 1, 2016
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Pulling a Paul

"Did you hear about Rich? He's been so lonely that hes been pulling a Paul every night"
by pauljerker August 26, 2016
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Pulling a Branson

When you go out you can’t help but naturally blow it
Pulling a Branson: ordering 50 vegas bombs and ending the night with a scraggly 6
by Colorado69_420 February 4, 2020
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