peter pop

When someone whips or hits you in the peter (aka Penis). This is also referred to as moose kiss sometimes.

He wouldn't shut up so I peter popped him.

by j-po April 6, 2005

Peter's paradox

The Peter paradox was coined when trying to explain how a person could simultaneously be incredible nice but also a massive dick. It is believed the occurrence of the Peter paradox is caused by a form of cognitive dissonance, brought on my long term emotional turmoil and misuse of alcohol. The term was named after the subject of the initial discussion, Peter.

"Jane was so supportive when me and Tom broke up, but now she wont stop making fun of me for going out with the jerk."
"Jane can be a real bitch some times, I just don't know why she does it."
"It's Peter's paradox Sarah, we'll just never know."

by Kim41 August 18, 2013

Peter Belding

Peter Belding, meaning, probabaly the most sexy person alive

damn.. what a peter belding

by Elkyyy May 11, 2018

Peter Panda

A 'romance' story that ends with no romance, leaving the reader frustrated. Usually it entails the main character moving between different love interests and none are chosen before the story ends. A Peter Panda is named so because of the manga Peter Panda that was such.

Always avoid a Peter Panda if looking for Romance.

"Have you read that book I gave you?"

"Yeah."

"Did you like it?"

"Nah. It was a total Peter Panda."

by PeterPandaHater November 6, 2011

St. Peter

A pearl necklace on Bill Gates' and/or his daughter. This makes a "Pearly Gates" and St. Peter will now grant you entrance to heaven.

Joe thought St. Peter must be near when he saw a pair of pearly gates. And then St. Peter asked for sloppy seconds.

by Deuce46 January 11, 2011

Peter North

god I miss him...

crazy man

by Dan Smith September 20, 2003

Peter

Usually a guy who gets extremely upset easily. Has lots of unrealistic ideals of how the world should work, and when they don't turn out the way he wants he looses his mind. The type that will pull his hair out until he is bald, if already bald they are at a late stage of Petersyndrom and there is no cure. Emotions are so high with a peter you may just want to give them space and kind of avoid them, better than hurting them.

Hey stay away from that guy, just leave him be hes a Peter.

by ShawnSavage October 16, 2019