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Patrick

Patrick wears his heart on his sleeve a natural humanitarian at best. You could travel all threw the galaxies and never find another. No man could compete or compare or ever be so rare. Those who are privileged to know him are blessed. He's the sexiest man alive and the one who makes my heart skip a beat. But does he love me or does he love me not?
Patrick is a true King
by His Milika September 19, 2022
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Patricking

A person who is named Patrick who is playing with his balls at exactly 3:01 am
I think Patrick is patricking ngl!
by xzdrftgsrthdrththxzth June 21, 2022
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Patrick

Someone who cannot and will not truthfully love anyone. Narcissistic is not even adequate as a descriptive word, it goes beyond that. A person who will trap you with words for months and when you finally leave, will leave you reeling with emotional guilt for no reason. Someone you should stay far away from.
Patrick has found another girl to fill the void
by Beautifullyme November 23, 2021
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st patrick’s school

rich ass bitches that think they’re all that. mostly all of the girls are flat as fuck. there’s really only a few that a thicc. they say they love eachother, but they really only like the elkhorn kids. mostly all are sluts and dumb asf
“i go to st patrick’s school”- girl

“ew tf. you’re flat too” - elkhorn boy

“ugh. imma cry all night now” - girl
by xoxo elkhorn boy October 2, 2019
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Patrick Roche

A curly headed irish man who has abs of steel and looks like an italian stallion. Patrick loves to play guitar and spend long late nights with his girlfriend, Stephanie Brown.
Patrick is strong like an ox, and as tough as a bull. Every man who flirts with his girlfriend gets their ass handed to them on a silver platter. Patrick is IRON MAN.
"hey did you go see ironman in the movie theatre?" "Nah i saw Patrick Roche instead."

"hey look at that leprauchan! oh wait its just Patrick Roche."
by italianstallion123 November 4, 2011
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Patrick's Left Testicle

Patrick, from the alll-time famous children's cartoon, "SpongeBob SquarePants", left testicle. It is known to be very hairy, soggy, and can give a very good ball slapper. Patrick's left testicle also has a meme page that supposedly very hilarious
"Did you hear about Patrick's Left Testicle on Instagram?"
by My tit is very soggy June 14, 2018
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Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.
Yooo let’s get patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit
by Ratk1d December 17, 2019
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