Smart as paint

Modern usage should be an insult. Just add "literally." Original meaning from the 1800s: clever or intelligent. First said by Long John Silver, a pirate (an occupation known for excellent grammar?) in "Treasure Island." But how smart is paint, really?

If your target researches the phrase, dictionariies only have the original, complimentary definition --- which becomes a sneaky insult if you add "literally."

You're as smart as paint, literally. Don't be offended. I was just paraphrasing a compliment from "Treasure Island." It's a literary classic.

by Albino Raven August 25, 2023

paint your back like Piccaso

The act of back shots and then rubbing the cum around on their back

I’m going to paint your back like Piccaso tonight

by Paint your back like Piccaso March 12, 2024

Soft in the paint

When you think you’re a good loader doing an exceptional job but really are just very average.

That guy Jacob goes soft in the paint.

by THE GREATEST UB February 27, 2019

Painting the shower wall

When a boy jerks it in the shower.

Mel was very disturbed after she walked in on her brother painting the shower wall.

by HK!! February 28, 2011

Paint

Cleanish cocaine that smells like chemicals

Me:"Yo bruh you got that paint?"
then:"Straight clean!!"

by Stepdadshad92 January 22, 2019

Blue Paint

Your moms Asshole

I stuck my hand in the Blue Paint yesterday night

by DaveedDiggsIsMyDADDY May 21, 2018

rage painting

When ever you're very mad at anything in particular. So you decide to rage paint. You blast your favorite music at full volume and just let your hands, brush, or anything else you paint with do the work for you.

The best painting I've ever done was a rage painting. I just rage painted, you want to see it?

by CoopIV February 11, 2021