Pancaking

Verb. (v.)

When somebody:
• Makes a blanket statement

• Makes a stretch
• Makes a judgmental claim
• Assumes and/or concludes

On something completely different that what the other person had originally said. Without acknowledging the intent of their speech.

This stems from a joke on Twitter from user: Coolee Bravo (@BravoCoolee) where he says:

“Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.
You can say "I like pancakes" and somebody will say "So you hate waffles?"
No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.

*during a conversation.*

“I like Apples.”

“Oh, so you hate Pears?”

“No, lol. Anyways, I also like Oranges aswell..”

“Now you’re just avoiding Pears? What’s your issue?”

“Stop pancaking. I have no issue with Pears, I actually quite enjoy them.”

by spiral+ June 22, 2025

colombian pancakes

Cocaine.

Let's get together later for pancakes.

Colombian pancakes because colombia yeilds pure cocaine.

by HardcoreCapeCod December 24, 2017

Pancaking

Shitting inside of your pillow case and laying on it so it's squished flat by the weight of your head.

I've made a habit of pancaking instead of going to the bathroom at night when I'm feeling lazy.

by c0ld_flame July 13, 2024

Pancake(s)

Nickname for a females private area.

Aye B did u smash her pancake(s)?

by Anonymous007o December 11, 2012

Pat the pancake

Smacking someone's flat shaped ass

I went up from behind my wife and "pat the pancake" while she was cooking.

by jokergman March 9, 2023

Pancake Donk

The offical way to acknowledge when your ass looks like a pancake because it's so flat and misshapen.

Fuck God for giving me a pancake donk, I'll never make it in life off my body.

by LazyLili January 8, 2022

Pancakes

1 cup flour
1 cup milk
Egg
2lb of crack cocaine

Pancakes are the same thing as flapjacks and waffles

For an extra kick on a crappy morning add a few tablespoons of black tar heroine to the bottle of aunt jemima in your fridge

by Hachimangg January 5, 2023