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Bitch please

General statement of acknowledgement, notably as a positive affirmation, or exclamation of delight. Can be upgraded to "Nigger please" if the preceeding event warrants it.
So... the bad news is, the zombie apocalypse is occurring. But on the plus side, I managed to get the chainsaw working so... Bitch please.

Person 1: What we eating tonight?
Person 2: Erm... pizza I think.
Person 1: Bitch please.
Person 3: We got chips too if you want?
Person 1: Nigger please!

(Note how the use of "Nigger please" (an upgraded "bitch please") is also implicit of the positive affirmation; "yes".)
by Gunishment September 12, 2011
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Pleather

A lesbian who wears a pleather jacket and/or attempts to look like Missy Elliott.

These lesbians are rarely seen alone and thus the term 'pleather' can be used as a collective noun for a group of Missy Elliott lesbians. This can also be referred to as a 'pleather army'.

Other features of a pleather include fat shoes with unnecessarily long tongues. In the lesbian world this is like a man with a small penis driving a Ferrari.

Also, some lesbians try to hide their pleatherness by saying that their jacket is real leather or they have owned it for some 'no one gives a shit' amount of time. They are still a pleather.
Oh fucking great, the pleathers have arrived.
by Fagpants December 16, 2010
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Please Seed

When you are using a bittorent client and when you go to download it, people are saying 'please seed' and losing their shit because no one is seeding once your download is complete you don't seed cos that's for pussies
Seeder "please seed your torrents man, it helps the torrent community"

Non-Seeder "Nah fuck that seeding is for pussies"
by chips&dip December 15, 2010
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pleasure nubbins

a small myhtical creature who live in our crotches and inhabit genitalia, they provide us with pleasure by caressing our pubic hairs from the inside and release their energy when we jack off.
man watching porn: this is some good shit thankyou pleasure nubbins!

pleasure nubbins: all in a days work my friend
by jomeas February 17, 2008
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albino pleasure piss

Male ejaculate. Cum. Spooge. Man milk. Sperm.
Suzy and I were going at it, and I had to pull out because I forgot my jimmy hat. You should have seen it. I blew the albino pleasure piss all over her tummy.
by Brophy March 3, 2004
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crowd pleasers

Noun: A perfect pair of womens breasts. Size: C-cup on up. Usually paired with a banging booty. Often displayed in bars, restaurants, parties, malls, and in situations where a female wants something from a man (such as a large tip at a restaurant, a free drink or when something needs fixed). Sparks high spirits & enthusiasm among men. Evokes jealousy among bitter/insecure women (usually bitchy girlfriends who catch you "gocking"). Commonly referred to as bad jokers, bazongas, cantelopes, fun bags, globes, hooters, jugs, knockers, melons, ta-tas, tig 'ol bittys, and whoppers among many others.
Oh Shit. Did you see the crowd pleasers on that girl?

Chase got no nooky tonight because his girlfriend caught him staring at the waitress's crowd pleasers.
by spook85 October 9, 2006
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Cheese Please

(you walk up to your snack of choice at the club)
"Cheese please!"
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