Eva and Oliver

Literal cutest couple ever

Eva and Oliver are perfect together.

by Jeff 113421 July 18, 2023

Oliver Vanderputten

Submissive; Breedable in a vlumptious way.

Brody was looking very Oliver Vanderputten on Sunday morning at church

by tanreiB eoJ December 4, 2022

oliver walter

he is a sack of potatoes that nobody likes and he is as big as a water buffalo. and he will eat all the food in a house

wheres all the food gone. OLIVER WALTER!!!!!!

by ooogedy boogedy June 10, 2020

Mount Olive

schools are shit the playgrounds always have gum and bird shit all over itThe old principal at mountain view was a pedo the shitty secretary is still there and isn't leaving sadly The teaching conditions are terrible Oh the lunch aids are communists & nazis. Lets move onto the middle school which is a top class torture asylum. The principals and secretary are shit the teaching is even more shitty. The popular kids all think theyre hot when in reality half their body weight is fucking makeup, & their friends all the other spoiled mfs. The popular kids are a bunch of racists the sixth graders spend way 2 much time fucking each other bc they haven't had health class & they dont know abt condoms bc they find pornhub at 9. They're starting sex-ed classes in 5th grade to lower the pregnancy rates in the middle school

theres cringy girls who film themselves twerking in the bathrooms in the sluttiest clothes the school lets them wear. the school has an undercover tiktok account to get the kids who film in the school They crack down way too hard on kids who use their phones in class & take them for fucking months. Meanwhile there's kids getting bullied by the popular kids & when they complain about it the school doesn't get off their lazy asses & do shit. Now lets move on to the highschool All of the white cheerleaders are so cringe they talk about bullshit that no one gives a fuck abt they yap like "have you heard about tylers dick its so huge i wanna suck him" Only in Mount Olive 💀

Man, Mount Olive sucks ass.

by putin is gay June 1, 2024

Oliver

He is the biggest dustman

"Hey look, isn't Oliver. The biggest dustman at RKS

by bRIAN.B October 29, 2018

Oliver

A BADASS, AWESOME, HANDSOME, TALL, INTELLIGENT, STRONG AND, BUFF DUDE THAT WILL FUCKIN' LOVE YOU IF YOU DON'T PISS 'EM OFF OR OTHERWISE SQUARE UP, BUDDY.

"Damn, is Oliver Chris Hemsworth's son?"

by Tany Stork June 11, 2019

Oliver Buy

Something someone named Oliver Douglas Turk would buy. Usually cream or pastel in colour, wildly pretentious, and or extremely disgusting. E.g. a Mickey Mouse pocket watch.

P1 "Bro look at this pocket watch"

P2 "eww that's gross asf what an oliver buy"

by Timmothy James November 27, 2024