A ninja thong is a thong that you have to pay really close attention to see but it's almost impossible
Guy 1: Damn, I don't think Lucy is wearing anything under her dress not even a thong!
Guy 2: No she is, she is wearing a Ninja thong I saw her in the girls lockerroom!
Guy 2: No she is, she is wearing a Ninja thong I saw her in the girls lockerroom!
by handlesandle December 27, 2014
Get the Ninja thongmug. A person who is not wearing a mask, but still somehow manages to sneak into a place where masks are required, especially when there are guards at the entrance.
I was so confused! This man must have been a ninja to have been able to so easily sneak in without a mask. But if he actually was a ninja, then he would have been wearing a mask anyways! What manner of strange creature was this who was both a ninja and not? It was Schrodinger's ninja!
by Vinderex July 8, 2020
Get the Schrodinger's ninjamug. When you collect your fart in your cupped hand and throw it like a snowball in the general direction of anybody unexpecting it.
Rob's spaghetti O's looked kind of bland so when he turned his head I spiced them up with a ninja snowball.
by Stinky Brownthumb July 15, 2018
Get the Ninja snowballmug. LEGO™ Man: “Hey have you heard that the Brown Ninja sacrificed Kai to Satan?”
LEGO™ Man 2: “Yeah, sadly they didn't get along since Brown Ninja was a god.”
LEGO™ Man 2: “Yeah, sadly they didn't get along since Brown Ninja was a god.”
by PseudonymDefinitionPleaseOrDie September 14, 2019
Get the Brown Ninjamug. Noun
the parody of of ninja turtles, except more ferocious, cuddly, and you can carry it in a doggie handbag. Likes to wear bows in hair and is trained to the highest degree.
the parody of of ninja turtles, except more ferocious, cuddly, and you can carry it in a doggie handbag. Likes to wear bows in hair and is trained to the highest degree.
by misstaken April 21, 2010
Get the ninja poodlesmug. Jumping on and off of facebook all sneaky like in order to check, and update your statuses before anyone can IM you. It is unknown why people take up this tactic instead of making oneself invisible while online.
by aleis October 2, 2011
Get the ninja bookingmug. by iBabyBunny July 18, 2016
Get the Ninja Barbiemug.