Abby Nap

A nap that takes multiple hours and Is kind of concerning in length

“Where’s Meatloaf?”

“Taking an Abby nap”

by EternalPledge November 17, 2019

nap faded

n. when one wakes from a nap and resembles an individual who is really doped up on weed (eyes bloodshot, watery eyes), usually because they took a nap with contact lenses in.

When Tom woke from his nap during his lunch break, his co-workers thought he was high. His boss then subsequently fired him when, in actuality, he was only nap faded.

by Max Wellington September 23, 2013

Tard nap

The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.

"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."

by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020

Nap

(sometimes written as "n4p")

Non-aiming-person,
someone who sucks at shooter games. Similar in use to the word noob, but while noob refers to a new player, nap refers to a player who is bad at aiming regardless of their level of experience.

A: Has this guy ever played any FPS before?
B: I don't think so, look how bad his aim is, what a nap.

by Achill_1337 August 10, 2022

nap-strapped

When baby fell asleep on you but you have a wearable baby carrier so he is wrapped up and ready to go.

I finally got my teething baby to sleep. I was nap-strapped so i still got the laundry into the dryer and started a new load.

by A&B CCC August 9, 2023

Lincoln Nap

The act of taking a nap permanently, usually at a theatre or at least away from home.

Uncle Dan took a Lincoln Nap at the movies. His service will be next Saturday.

by Dingid Forester March 14, 2016

fap nap

When a guy masturbates in bed.

I'm reaching down for my fap nap so I can get to sleep tonight.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019