Noah

Noah is usually an emotional support golden retriever fluffy hair gamer boy

What’s a Noah?

Oh that’s easy, that’s an emotional support golden retriever fluffy hair gamer boy

by Sandwitch January 6, 2022

Noah

Beans In The Trap

Noah, a pretty fresh individual

by GoogusHandler November 21, 2021

Noah

A Noah embodies all stereotypical asian perception. He is born with a silver spoon up him mouth and yet fails to appreciate his parents’ hardwork and efforts to sustain his lavish lifestyle. When you see a Noah, turn the other way and run because he will ruin your life with the snap of his fingers. When provoked, he will morph into a spastic creature that will attack you.

Jason: “ I bro nice to meet you, what’s your name?”

Noah: “ what the fuck... i didn’t even ask you! go fetch me some sparkling water before i beat the fuck outta you and rape your sister.”

by cole:) May 25, 2020

Noah

Noah is that kid nobody likes he has crusty lips and jiggles around the campus (ew!!)

Dude don’t talk to that kid, that’s Noah

by Simply Sammy May 22, 2022

Noah

Two of each drug

Yo bro can I get a Noah of cookie and stardawg

by Roz.1 June 12, 2019

Noah

A stupid dumb fuck who gets caught watching porn by his sister .

Sister. NOAH

Noah. shit, shit, shit, shit, shit

by The Girl Wetter October 5, 2019

Noah

Noah's are probably the best guys you will ever meet, if you are dating one then never let him go. On one side he is kind, caring and always willing to do small things to brighten your day. On the other hand he is a good kisser and has a very dirty mind. Noah's usually have a love language that is a mix of physical touch and acts of service and love staying up late at night talking about the future, mainly things like marriage, houses, children etc.

If he is a friend, then he is very funny and the one friend you can rely on. whether guy or girl he will make sure you feel appreciated, and he deserves the entire world. he doesn't have the brightest of pasts, but he always tries to help people through their own issues and are always careful to not bring up things that could be labeled as traumatic unless you feel comfortable.

"noah, you are probably the best person I have ever met"

by Iryna_isn't_real October 28, 2023