patrick

a person who is in fact, not a crusty crab

anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick: "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone*

another anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time a bit angry): "no, this is patrick"
*patrick hangs up phone again*

a third anonymous phone person: "is this the crusty crab"
patrick(this time very angry) : "NO, THIS IS PATRICK"
*patrick hangs up phone angrily*

patrick: "i'm not a crusty crab"
spongebob: "patrick, that is the name of the restaurant"
patrick: "huh?"

by not a crusty crab April 18, 2018

Patrick Frost

Patrick Frost is a fine gentleman who has found his way into the cooking scene after cooking a scrumptious breakfast for his grandfather all holidays to earn his money, you rock Patrick!

Geez, how good is Patrick Frost at making breakfast! he should be on MasterChef!!

by Bussylover2200 November 15, 2022

Patrick

very cool

Jimmy: Wow Patrick, you're very cool

Patrick: Piss off

Jimmy: Okay! You're so cool :)

by Epic_gamer_UwU January 4, 2022

Patrick Birdy Lade

He is a hot economics teacher with short brown hair and brown eyes, he's secretly a bird.

Damn, he's such a Patrick Birdy Lade he looks exactly like the pigeon I've lost.

Why does he look like a bird?
Because he is one. He is BADBIRD always there for the rescue.

by birdlover1131070720022002 February 3, 2017

Conor William James Patrick Patrick

When you have a long ass name and you pointlessly add names to it making it longer but only add names already in the long ass name

George Peter is totally doing a Conor William James Patrick Patrick as he is getting a confirmation name and choosing Peter... what a whalloper!

So his name is now George Peter Peter?

Yeah, what a whalloper!

by Winggger October 31, 2020

jan patrick

The realest of real. Man who defeated saliba in a 1 v 1 in Overwatch.

Jan Patrick is actually too good

by Dxterus November 23, 2021

Patrick

Probably has big ears but his clean 300zx makes up for it. Most likely wears crocs to distract you from his third leg. Overall great guy and you should probably slide into his dms.

That guy Patrick is mad thicc!

by Nissvn November 23, 2021